#moomoo trip

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Me when my JM43 bike fell down the back of the sofa the exact same way my PE44 bike did 3 seconds prior in the exact same spot

[dickaspointed]

𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑺 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑬𝑵- !

𝘚𝘔𝘜𝘛 !! 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴.

HEESEUNG felt all too giddy with you in the same bed as him. he couldn’t help but sneak glances and looks here and there, especially when the moon cascaded over your little body compared to his. you barely took up half the bed in comparison to him, and don’t get him started on those short shorts and tank top that did horrible jobs at hiding your modesty. by one am, your legs are thrown over the creases of his elbows, his name rolling off your tongue like a mantra as your shorts dangled just over his shoulder. he couldn’t keep his desires at bay.

SUNGHOON acted tough like sharing a bed with you was no big deal, but on the inside it was an internal battle for him not to pop a boner. that stupid moomoo you wore that accentuated your breasts and ass definitely didn’t help keep one from forming in his sweats. he promised to keep it PG tonight but when you slid into bed besides him, smelling like a fresh sweet cake he couldn’t keep his hands off of you. he pulled orgasm after orgasm from you until your moomoo was somewhere over the clouds, your chest and throat covered in hickies he’d have to explain tomorrow.

JAY was decently good at keeping his composure. he had shared a bed with you numerous times, but this time it was different because this time you were his. with your ass pressed to his pelvis, his hand underneath your top, gently fondling your right breast he tried to lull off to sleep. but your whiny moans and twitching ultimately ruined all the composure he had. flipping you onto your stomach, he mounted from behind, tearing your shorts and panties off in a slick motion for better access. the others wouldn’t let you two share a room anymore because they got no sleep with how loud you were.

JAKE purposefully made sure every trip that you two ended up together, if that meant bribing everyone with lots of money so they’d willingly book a hotel with one less room for everyone. Jake would sadly break the news to you, pouting to really add to the bit. in the end, it worked in his favor because you’d be straddling him that night, his hair between your fingers as you rode him like your life depended on it. Jungwon would end up banging on the door, asking you two to kindly “shut the fuck up.”

SUNOO was nervous every time you had to bunk with him. he’d go the extra mile to make sure you were comfortable, he wouldn’t even sleep without socks. one night, all of that flew right out of the open window when you cuddled up to him, tucking your face into his collarbone. your soft whimpers of enjoyment fueled something inside of him, he tapped your back gently. it was nothing but fireworks from that night on, blissful orgasms that made both of you see stars and shake violently against one another.

JUNGWON being the leader it was only right that he let you bunk with him. he had a set of rules that seemed to go right through the floor when you came back from a steamy shower with dewy skin and a nighty that hugged your body in all the right places. you asked him if this was alright for his “rules”, whilst smoothing your hands down your body. he sucked in a deep breath, looking towards the door before ultimately deciding whether or not he wanted to be ridiculed in the morning. needless to say, after an eventful, blissful night with Jungwon, that nighty was ripped to shreds and he had to explain what all those weird sounds were last night.

NI-KI put his cold feet up the back of your shirt and kicked you off the bed with both very large feet.

K BYE!!

actually, before i leave i wanted to say thanks for all the reblogs and likes!!! i really appreciate whomever likes and blogs, thanks a ton! and please if you feel comfortable (AND 18+ because i’m not playing) leave some requests of what you wanna see and what member !! besides ni-ki <3

[the-flaneur]

matchmaker pets (aa23) | pt4

pairing: alex albon x fem!reader

summary: in a world where one's furry best friend is secretly their cupid, the drivers' love lives are sure to be entertaining for everyone (written from the pov of the pets!)

warnings: none (i think)

wc: 1360

a/n: WE ARE BACK YA'LL -> there are just too many albon pets to specifically name, so they will be collectively known as the zoo + mentions of galex (george x alex)

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chaotic!zoo who alex slowly adopts over the years, eventually culminating in him and his siblings owning a multitude of pets, splitting their time between them all and travelling the world.

young chaotic!zoo who are also adopted by another honorary albon…

you :)

you’ve been the albon family neighbour since they moved into the neighbourhood when you were three (not that you remember it - only from your parent’s stories and usually tall tales). and being the same age as alex, means that you’ve also grown up alongside him

including the adoption of every member of the chaotic!zoo

young chaotic!zoo who all love you in their own fond way. like tinky, alex’s horse who you see when your two family has an overnight trip to the farm where she lives. you are the only kid she lets feed her, apart from chloe, and is a docile mare whom you love. like moomoo who purposely seeks you out to give him his treats because all the siblings refuse to do so, lest he get fat, but he still is looking very handsome after years of treats, so you must be doing something right…right?

young chaotic!zoo loves you, and you love them all to bits and pieces

young chaotic!zoo who also accompanies you in your childhood, seeing all of your biggest moments: your first day at primary school, then secondary school, birthdays, parties, friendships…

and most excitedly your first kiss; which was of course with alex

young chaotic!zoo who think it’s the cutest thing that you've been so smitten with alex since childhood, connecting over your shared love for them - you’re already one big happy family at the ripe old age of 15.

young chaotic!zoo who eventually see you and alex drift apart. it’s inevitable that the two of you would: alex’s pursuing his lifelong dream of becoming an f1 river like his idol michael schumacher and you’re slowly making your way through secondary school and uni to achieve your dream of becoming a vet

young chaotic!zoo who still hope that you and alex will eventually be reunited one day

older but chaotic!zoo who haven’t seen you in about 10 years. after alex moved away for f1, you also moved, heading to the big city to pursue a more “proper” career away from veterinary science at the behest of your parents. 

your love for animals and alex has never faded, but it’s hard to keep up with them, when life just wants to throw whatever else at you. but you’re still so proud of alex, he’s finally made his way to the top, competing in f1 like he always wanted to.

older but chaotic!zoo who upon all returning to the albon family home for this christmas are finally reunited with siblings and family for the first time in like forever. no one has pressing and emergency obligations, silly season in f1 is over (alex is solidly in williams), everyone can relax…

nosy older but chaotic!zoo who eventually finds out from alex’s parents, who found out from the mailman, who found out from the grocer, who found out from the hairdresser, who found out from the construction guys, who found out from your parents…that you would be finally coming home for christmas. 

older but chaotic!zoo who hear the doorbell ring - but everyone’s already inside?

older but chaotic!zoo who start moving, barking and meowing and clambering loudly when they see you, all bundled up for a british christmas, standing at the door.

excited and lovable!zoo who immediately pounce onto you, making you almost drop the gifts and sugar cookies you had brought over. however, as always, alex is right there by your side, and catches them all

excited and lovable!zoo who swoons at finally seeing you and alex back together after ten years, and definitely making “those” eyes at each other

excited and lovable!zoo whom you greet each and every one of them (they are practically your children), before you greet the rest of the albon family, who are equally delighted at your presence. they watch the rest of the albon siblings nudge and tease alex as you converse with his parents

sneaky sneaky!zoo who end up blocking out the other seats by not so subtly sitting in them, making you sit in the spot next to alex’s usual spot at the dinner table

sneaky sneaky!zoo who instead of retiring to the kitchen for their own dinners made specifically by mama albon, drag their bowls under the dining table and between feet, just to see and hear the conversation between you and alex.

which is definitely heading in the right direction…or so they think

sneaky sneaky!zoo who later that evening hears alex ramble on about his best friend, georgie aka george russell, in his childhood bedroom, you lounging in a beanbag and alex in his bed.

you’ve never heard alex talk about this “georgie”, so when he says his name for the first time, you mistakenly hear “georgina” - and are consequently disappointed to hear how close alex and this “woman” have gotten 

confused!zoo who makes their way into the room, only to see your face fall more and more as alex continues to lavish with great detail about the many late night dinners, paddle games and constant presence at the f1 paddock this “woman” has. 

are they dating or not?

confused!zoo who watches you grumpily dismiss alex in the middle of explaining his and “georgina’s” two week holiday to paris, to stiffly go back downstairs and say your goodbyes to the rest of the albon family, lest you stay for another three hours to hear about this “woman”

pouting!zoo who also watches alex’s face fall…do you not care about him anymore?

impertinent!zoo who refuses to let you leave without saying goodbye to alex, once you’ve laughed and smiled your way through goodbyes to the albon siblings, parents and all the pets, before going home

impertinent!zoo who take to blocking the doorway and barking, meowing and trying to trip your feet up

impertinent!zoo who gets both of your shoes into their mouths and start running off upstairs back to alex’s room with them

impertinent!zoo who take you all the way back to alex’s room, where he’s now on a call with the “woman”, hearing a georgie slip out of his mouth in a muffled groan

impertinent!zoo who pushes on the door, making you fall into the room mid-conversation, only to see a man’s face staring back at you from alex’s phone as he quickly tries to pull you back onto your feet

“is…that…georgina?” you ask confusedly, squinting as you look at alex’s phone to see a tall, lanky man squinting back

“georgina? what shit have you been saying about me alex?” george huffs, trying to introduce himself to you.

“wait? did you think george was a woman?” alex raises an eyebrow, turning back to you, and placing a hand on your shoulder before he started keening over in laughter.

giggling!zoo who watches you and alex start giggling, as george’s face turns into a sarcastic frown at your laughter, before he sighs and leaves with one last snark at his best mate

“just don’t mess it up this time albon,” he sighs and ends the facetime.

giggling!zoo who watches alex sheepishly scratch his neck before hesitantly grabbing your hand

“...well i don’t know if you heard it before you fell into the room, but…” alex starts, staring nervously into your eyes. you just smile softly, nodding at him to continue

“reallymissedyouandiwaswonderingifyouwantedtogooutfordinnertomorrow,” he shifts back awkwardly, squeezing his eyes shut before he can see your reaction.

giggling!zoo who sighs that luckily for alex, you return the favour, with a kiss on his nose, before scooping up otti and making him lick alex’s cheek

“ugh! y/nnie…” he sighs before wrapping you in his arms, and returning the kiss on your own nose

“i guess it’s a christmas miracle this year,” you laugh as the rest of the pets barrel in, leaving you and alex with your little family again.

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[clanwarrior-tumbly]

May I request Kieran with an older cousin Reader who also goes to blueberry? Like post TealMask and pre Indigo disk reader is just like “Alright buddy, why don’t you just take a breath and calm down, I’ve poured some chocolate milk, tell me what’s wrong.”

Yesss bc TealMask Kieran definitely needed somebody to talk to after all that shit went down-

And choccy milk, of course

.........

"I hate you...you should've chosen ME. Was I not good enough? If I'm that weak, then I'll just get stronger. And I'll get even stronger until you wish I was your trainer-"

The knock on the door snapped Kieran out of his tirade for a moment. But he refused to move from his bed, glaring back down at the Ogre mask in his hands as the knocking persisted.

He wasn't in the mood to see anyone right now.

"Go away, sis." He snarled. "I'm busy-"

"Too busy to see your cousin, Kiki?"

Oh.

Although he was still brooding, he couldn't ignore the fact that his favorite cousin was here, wanting to see him after he's been away from the academy for a while. So he forced himself to get up and leave the mask on his desk.

He opened the door to see you and your Shiny Furret at your side, smiling at him in greeting. Attached to her collar was a shimmering normal gem; he recalled you explaining how it powered-up one of her normal type attacks in battle, albeit only once.

Yet seeing her reminded him of his own Furret and the losses they both suffered....and he couldn't help but look away, unable to meet her gaze. "Hi, [y/n]..it's been a while.."

"I know, right?" You chuckled. "How was your trip? Carmine told me you guys had to come back a little early-"

"It was awful."

"...awful?" In that moment, you could feel your stomach sink, and hearing your Furret's concerned trill made you realize something was very, very wrong.

Kieran looked as though he hated the world, anger clouding his eyes.

"Yeah.." Clenching his fists, he could feel his jaw tightening up. Tears were already blurring his vision as he wondered why everything had to turn out the way it did...

He thought he made an actual friend who was a strong trainer....only for them to befriend his sister, meet Ogerpon, lie to him on multiple occasions, and steal the Pokémon he idolized--all while kicking him and his team into the dirt like they were nothing.

Like he was nothing.

He felt cheated, wronged, humiliated-

"Hey, it's alright..take a few deep breaths." You gently patted him on the shoulder, noticing how he was seething in anger over something you didn't quite understand yet. But you hoped to get to the bottom of it soon enough. "We can talk about it over some drinks."

He took a few breaths, his body now slightly less tense than before as he tried to remain calm. "You got me something?"

"Of course." Nodding, you took some glass bottles out of your satchel--moomoo milk to be exact. "They finally restocked your favorite. Chocolate." You handed one to him, confused when he just stared at it, not taking it right away.

Normally, he'd be unable to resist something sweet, especially chocolate (it runs in the family, anyways), but now he looked almost offended that you dared to buy him something he liked.

"I'm not a little kid anymore, y'know."

"Kiki, I'm almost 20 and I still drink this stuff. You're never too old to enjoy it."

".....fine, thanks." He grumbled, finally accepting the bottle before returning to his bed, taking a few sips.

Although he felt a little better knowing you still thought about him, he kept stewing over the other people who didn't care about him anymore.

Or at least in his eyes...they didn't care.

You sat beside him, with your Furret climbing on the bed and curling around him. He sighed and rested a gloved hand on her tail, fingers stroking the fur.

"Now..what happened?"

".....where do I even start?"

Yikes. He wasn't cracking right away and instead was being extremely vague, so you knew something was seriously wrong.

Growing up, he used to always run to you to hide from his sister or bullies, never keeping secrets. You were the only cousin (or family member for that matter) who didn't judge him for liking Ogerpon or being reluctant to do Pokémon battles.

Now he was acting more withdrawn than ever, even with you here.

"Maybe from the beginning..when you first got to Kitakami." You suggested, yet he still seemed hesitant.

"Do you have time? You don't have better things to do?" He muttered.

"My class in the canyon biome got out early, so I have all the time in the world."

Although it took some more convincing, Kieran ended up going into detail about everything that happened on his trip: Florian/Juliana, Carmine, his grandparents, the festival, Ogerpon, the Loyal Three...nothing was left unsaid.

He rambled for a long time, having finished his drink long ago while you were still savoring yours. But you just calmly listened, feeling absolutely awful for him as he talked about all the times his team got beaten down by this exchange student.

Not only that..but they apparently lied to him as well about meeting the Pokémon he admired. He kept wishing he was good enough to be its trainer--yet he kept failing at every chance to prove himself worthy.

Least to say, this kid sounded like a real jerk.

"...and now all I wanna do is be stronger than them. They got everything I've ever wanted, [y/n]: friends, strong pokemon, Ogerpon's love...the whole village was amazed by what they did, but what about what I did?!" He gripped the glass bottle tightly. "I told them all the Ogre's story was false! But it's like..nothing even changed!"

"You had to leave early, though.." You pointed out. "Things might've changed. They could've left the Three's monument in ruins-"

"They won't. They'll find a way to restore it. All they want is money...and any tourist gullible enough to visit without caring about the truth."

"..jeez, now you're sounding more like Carmine-"

You only meant that as a light joke, yet it only plunged the atmosphere into even deeper tension as your cousin gave you such a cold stare--like he was using Mean Look.

It honestly startled you a bit.

"I-I'm sorry, Kieran.." You apologized quickly. "You're right. Kitakami's banked their entire economy on tourism for generations. They're not gonna let go of that story easily, even if it's all fabricated."

His gaze softened, although now he was looking down at the floor, now absentmindedly petting your shiny Pokémon's fur. "[Y/n]...could I ask you something?"

"Of course. Anything."

"Would you be able to look after my old team?"

In an instant, your heart sank. "What..?"

"Yanmega, Furret, Poliwrath..and all the others..I wanna transfer them into your care permanently. But I'm keeping Dipplin."

"You..wanna surrender your entire team?" Your eyebrows furrowed with confusion. "That's....look, there's ways you can improve upon it. Maybe they just need-"

"NO! You're not listening!" Kieran snapped angrily, clinking the glass harshly onto his desk. "I couldn't win at least ONE battle!! I did everything right! I formed bonds with them, taught them the best moves possible...and for what?! Just so they could hold me back?! Just so I could keep failing?!! I need to change my team, so I don't want any of them anymore."

"Not even Furret?"

"Not even Furret." He repeated with a scowl, gritting his teeth. "It's no good to me if it keeps going down in one hit..."

"Ret!"

Blinking, he looked down at your own Furret, almost forgetting that she was still curled around him. She seemed rather upset, ears folded flat against her head...and he made the mistake of staring at her beady-black eyes for too long, as guilt quickly settled in.

What was he doing?

''m sorry, I didn't mean any offense. I've seen you fight...and you're so much stronger. [Y/n]'s lucky to have you...o-of course, you're a shiny after all...h-haha..." He began to sniffle, his hands trembling as he pet her fur; unlike before, it was failing to calm him down. "It's okay. Y-You'll get to hang out with my Furret from now on...just like the old times. Wouldn't that be fun? You and him..d-don't have to worry about me anymore.."

"Ret-ret?" She felt a drop of water splatter onto her ear, which she flicked off, now looking worried.

You frowned slightly, finally understanding how much your little cousin was in pain...and to learn all of this happened within such a short timespan.

It made you wonder if you could've somehow prevented this.

"Kieran.."

"I-I don't wanna surrender anyone, I don't wanna feel like this. But..what else can I do?" His voice cracked, bowing his head. "I just..w-wanna be like Florian/Juliana..but nobody takes me seriously. They all think I'm going through some "phase". They all treated me like the Ogre..laughing behind my back, calling me weak...getting mad when I try to fight back...and I hate it, [y/n]!! They hurt me and NOBODY CARES!! Not even my own family!!"

"That's not true at all. I care, Kiki..I care so much about you. That hasn't changed." You wrapped your arms around him, letting him clutch your uniform jacket as he hiccupped, burying his face into the fabric. The poor kid was shaking, and you weren't sure if it was in anger or sorrow, or perhaps both.

When you were his age, you remembered dealing with all sorts of difficult feelings, too, and just like him..nobody else seemed to get you. You were mostly alone in coping, yet you had incredible Pokémon who helped you realize there's more to life than battling and winning.

Hopefully, you could help him realize this, too.

"..wh-why couldn't my own sister be this nice to me..?"

"I don't know. You want me to beat her up?"

He was quick to shake his head.

"Okay, okay.." You sighed softly, patting his hair in comfort. "Then...if you wanna become a stronger trainer, I'll do my best to help. I'll take care of your old team, lend you some research articles...whatever you need, just say the word."

"...I-I wanna take on the Elite Four and become champion.." He mumbled. "Maybe then..no one will mock me. Will you still support me then?"

That caught you by surprise, considering it was such an unrealistic goal for him right now. He barely has any double battle experience, yet he was willing to learn it if it meant becoming the best trainer in this academy.

Who were you to say no to him when the rest of the family seemed to turn his back on him? You didn't want him to shut you out, too, so you finally relented after giving it some thought.

"Of course."

"You're not lying, are you?"

"No, I promise."

Those words seemed to get Kieran to settle down, as he pulled out of the hug. His cheeks were a scarlet hue, stained with tears that he hastily wiped away before you could fully see them.

And he immediately insisted on going to the library to begin his research, and you both simply packed up your things and headed out, sending your Furret back into her pokeball.

You hope you made the right choice.

[purplesimmer455]

After Luna takes the photos, she talks with Lola. "You look so pretty in your dress." Luna says, and Lola smiles shyly. "Thanks Mrs. Feldman-Chen." She says. "Call me Luna, honey." Luna says and Lola grins. "Okay, I love your dress too Luna." She says and Luna grins. "Thanks, I got it cause I'm obsessed with moon stuff." She says and Lola's eyes light up. "Me too! I love moon and star themed clothes and jewelry. My mom always buys me stuff thinks I'd like when she goes on work trips. She also bought this dress." She says and Luna nods. The two would've kept chatting but Hamuera eventually says they should go and Luna grins at the teens. "Have fun! And make sure to come home before 11pm, Moomoo" She adds to Hamuera, who blushes. "I know mom," he says as Lola giggles at the nickname. The two say goodbye to Hamuera’s mama, Chrissy, who's working on plans for a project for her work in her and Luna’s room, and head out.

[cherienymphe]

something i can’t stop thinking about is how i forgot that i was wearing a bonnet when sneaking in this guy and when i realized midway through hooking up that i was still wearing it, i said something abt it (while he was inside me) he said “i don’t care u look sexy in it” 😭

this a white/hispanic boy mind u so i’m kinda like 🧐 idk how to take that… thoughts?

My thoughts are that this isn't a new thing. Men always say they like when their girls are just relaxed and themselves at home. Women get fucked in bonnets all the time so this shouldn't be tripping you up. Our great grannies were throwing cat while wearing those Walmart nights gowns and moomoos and the bills were getting paid so

[bloomingkyras]

-before-

-After-

update on The Evans's house backyard.

finally the house look more live in..got some inspo while on our road trip and from u guys too..owh yeah that Moomoo but Moomoo 2.0 😂 .. I also did some change or add on some furniture inside.and I only have 1 more balcony to déco but I might change it into a bedroom. psa: this house might look difference in next post after what past kyra did to this save file 😁.

[antihibikase2]

Request a drabble using this prompt list!

"I swear, it's like he has eyes everywhere. I can't even buy a lump of cheese and a loaf of bread without him breathing down my neck."

Mumbles Piper, taking a swig out of his mug of Moomoo Milk before slamming it on the counter.

"Every piece of gold, every purchase we make-"

"All is accounted for, he's quite good at what he does. He's always been like that, even back at Mistralton."

Antoniou muses, swirling a mixing stick into his cup of coffee. Compared to the rest of the party, concerned at best, annoyed at worst, he was glowing with pride.

"It is quite impressive, actually. A true student of the Mistralton branch."

"Impressive?! It's creepy!"

Kurusu glances from the other end of the counter, fist clenching into a cup of hot cocoa.

"I make one purchase at some small store downtown and he's on my case all night about it! How is a chocolate bar going to 'financially murder the entire party', and how is it my fault entirely?!"

"A chocolate bar is nothing,"

Abbot laughs- he's the man behind the counter, the one preparing the party's drinks.

"I was in a rush to buy herbs and medicines- you know, so I could do my job as an apothecary; next thing I know, I've built up quite a tab in the store. No problem, I think, I'll pay it all of- but since Ohashi hasn't heard of these purchases, and I've amassed quite a debt, well,"

He pours a questionable liquid into a mug, a murky, sparkling gray.

"I learned my lesson- though I'm not allowed to experiment any new formulas for the time being, on account of Ohashi banning me from using the party's funds."

"Serves you Right,"

Abbot glares, but doesn't argue.

Lobanov takes the curious concoction, swirling it in his hands.

"He's a Little Debt Collector, That one. Very Terrifying- but What do you Expect, he is a Merchant of Plasma Harmonia Academia."

"I think he's doing a really good job then,"

Grumbles Descante- his own choice of drink was a simple, freshly squeezed lemonade; and he hoped Abbot didn't add anything to it.

"Representing the academy's business majors, I mean. Don't we have to pay him three pieces of gold daily?"

"The staff at Aspertia would put down donation boxes,"

Slater whispers under his breath, lips pressed against the rim of his teacup- his choice of drink was Pecha tea with coconut milk.

"It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't, um, mandatory."

"Little bloodsucking parasites,"

Technamare puts up his smoothie for Aibert to drink from- clearly annoyed at the mention of collecting fees.

"Opelucid wasn't any better- an entrance fee for the exams, the tuition, they didn't even offer scholarships, when they're the branch that'd benefit from having one!"

"Nice to know that, aside from running cults, planning deaths, masterminding this whole ordeal while carrying out this so-called god's will-"

Abbot slides Kurosawa his drink- a cup of Iapapa berry juice.

"-they're also stealing money from us."

Piper rolls his eyes. "And you guys say I'm the traitor-"

Technamare immediately looks at the thief. "You literally are-"

Piper waves his hand dismissively. "Yeah, fine, it was a one time thing-"

Descante, furrowed eyebrows, speaks up next. "You tried to kill Slater-"

"Well, I stopped doing that! Unlike Ohashi who bleeds us dry every time!"

"Who's bleeding who dry?"

The rest of the party goes quiet.

Stepping inside Abbot's private bar, Ohashi steps in with the sound of his wares jingling inside his backpack- as a merchant, he carried business as usual even as the party were labeled fugitives and heretics by the rest of the world, and maintained steady connections.

Out of all of them, it was no doubt Ohashi worked the hardest.

Yet.

Everyone turns away- completely unwilling to fess up.

Ohashi needs no confirmation, however.

"I take it the ingredients used for everyone's drinks were part of yesterday's trip to the market, Abbaticcio?"

"Right," There's a peaceful smile as he wipes a glass- it's hard to tell if it was fake or not. "No need to worry about that."

"Hmph. You say that,"

He glances at everyone.

He must have some sort of innate magic ability, Piper thought, because his glare was the iciest it's ever been- and the way it quickly melts into something, one of seething rage-

"-but while you lot were here gossiping amongst yourselves, I've observed there's been discrepancies between the reported expenses and our current budget."

Uh-oh.

"Kurosawa, Piper, Kurusu, Lobanov-"

The rest unmentioned quickly rose to their feet, scampering upstairs. Abbot hastily throws the last of the cleaned glasses into the shelf and makes a run for it.

"-meet me outside. We need to talk."

Kurusu looks like he wants to argue- but shrinks back when Ohashi stares into his exposed eye.

With a shrug, Lobanov takes one last sip of Abbot's strange drink, stretching his muscles and walking outside with Kurusu clinging to his coat.

"What did you buy?" Kurosawa asked. "You're the one always in trouble with him."

"You're in his bad books too!"

"It was probably some bandages I brought in a rush!"

"Like hell it was!"

"Both of you,"

Placing gloved hands on their shoulders, Ohashi leans close.

"Like it or not, I'll never part from your side,"

It was less of a reassurance- especially with how tightly he squeezed.

"So while I'm around, you better pay your dues. Otherwise,"

Somehow, out of everything we've encountered so far-

"You'll know why they warn you about making a deal with the devil."

-why is Ohashi the scariest?!

[kayesdreamteam]

Last night my grandma came home from a day trip to Driftveil City, and she stopped by the marketplace while she was there. She bought me some pure incense for my workspace, and she also brought home a dozen bottles of moomoo milk. Arc, I haven't had moomoo milk since I was like, 12 (we don't really have Miltank native to Unova, so it's a bit more expensive over here. My family always gets Bouffalant milk. It tastes better than it sounds). This stuff's the best. You Johto folk have it figured out.

[skygremlin]

Dunno if anyone's done anything more extensive with this but I wanted to translate things in honkai star rail :> like- words you see on posters and whatnot. I saw the wanted posters and wanted to know what everything else says lol

Me: I'm not going to do everything and put it up here

Also me: does most if not everything in the administrative district

I'll be using the capitalization that's used in the in game writing (i.e. one sign might say BELOBOG and another might say Belobog) also note that there are in game typos and I'll mention that after writing them. If I get anything else wrong though, feel free to lmk. I tried to get things as accurate as possible but it's hard to make out letters sometimes and/or I may just mistype ^^

I mainly go from top to bottom/left to right

Anyhoot, let's get to it! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ sorry they're out of order, I basically just put them in the order which I saw them

Administrative district, Belobog

• Theatrical posters:

THE STARS ROSE (stardust rose poster. Interactable)

NVASILISA AND BARBARAYAGA (unsure if the first letter for nvasilisa is correct. Leisha and Mrs. Trude poster. Interactable)

Masks and robes (small text)//AFTER THE WHITE

AFTER THE WHITE

THE STARS ROSE (L)// LOVE OR RESPONSIBILITY (R)

THE STAG GOS__ (?can't make out the last 1/2 letters)

• Assorted signage/billboards:

GO PACK

Want to go on a trip (on arrow)

Speed efficiency safety (efficiency looks like efficienca but the poster has a worn look with some letters fading so it could just be efficiency)

Clocks and watches

TAKE A BREAK

TOSTATO

cafe club

Ubemouhau Masagun

MGUIGE

Nodconheunuk

Pomawkabp

UBemok Poge

Konokonbwyoulb (yeah, idk. Also all of these signs are the same. I think only one is interactable)

PASSION

it's in everything we do

GRAND GOETHE

WELCOME TO THE BEST HOTEL IN TOEN (in game typo)

????//OUTSKIRT (top sign. Not sure what the small text is)

Identify Belobog

BELOBOG HARDWARE

Durable and convenient (bottom/right sign)

JUICE

Daily Milk

MOOMOO FARM

MILK⋅BUTTER⋅CHEESE

ARTIFICIAL MILK & HEALTH DAILY

ARTIFICIAL MILK// HEALTH DAILY

MOOMOO FARM

SWEET BUTTER (had to flip the image to make sense of the words)

I might kick myself later for it not being in my "correct" category but I wanted all the milk ones together

ARTIFICIAL MILK

MOOMOO FARM

Start your day fresh as Moomoo

Daily Milk

Parterre Honey

100% honey

• Storefronts/buildings:

KAMOGAN (shop with Ronald)

menu

cappuccino, lemon Red tea, ice milk, cappuccino (again. All 3 parts of the menu basically say the same thing. I'm not sure what the small text says on the middle menu)

Keep quiet in the museum// Half price for children

using history as a mirror (top mid)// going astray by rev (bottom mid)// UNION MUSEUM

BELOBOG

APPEAL OFFICE

Belobog Appeal Office

Belobog Grand Theatre

BELOBOG SOUP FACTORY (idk what the small text says)

Read freely// Belobog Book Shop// read if you want

BOOK NWY (spelled like that)

Do a good job in residential heating and provide better service

UNION HEATING SUPPLY

GOLDEN OPERA HOUSE

WELCOME TO THE BEST HOTEL (top bit says GOETHE)

Gonna be a multi-parter bc I didn't realize I'd hit the image limit lol continued

[fymoonbyul]

230107 rbw_mamamoo twitter update: Moomoos, in a while at 10.40PM Enjoy YongKongByulKong's healing Dubai vacation On KBS2 'Battle Trip 2' 🫶🏻

[ask-hannah-blog]

Hey Hannah. I'm not really here for advice but I needed somewhere to vent and you seem trustworthy.

So I'm a clown (I'm sure you can relate) and while I'm not doing anything weird like cumming mustard or whatever the rest of you are up to, I still feel like I got the short end of the shtick. See, my main gag is getting caught naked in public. Every so often I'll stride out of the house, completely oblivious to the fact that I didn't put any clothes on that morning. Even when someone points it out to me, their words go in one ear and out the other. It's like my brain is incapable of comprehending it. On shorter trips I make it back home before I notice. But if I'm out all day, I will inevitably realize that I've been walking around with my tits out, and go red as a beet. And then I have to decide if it's worth it to go home and put some clothes on or if I should just deal with the shame for the rest of the day. (Most of the time I just deal with it.) You think I would get used to it by now, but that wouldn't be funny, would it?

Thankfully this isn't ruining my life. I was able to keep my job (the dress code only stipulates that I wear an apron, so technically I'm not breaking it) and my friends have agreed not to make fun of me, but I still wish I had a more normal gimmick. I already knew how to juggle, why couldn't I have been a juggler?

Thanks for hearing me out. Oh, and if we ever see each other in the Night Circus, my stage name is "Nudey Judy".

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

So… hahahaha so you don’t even realize you….. hahaha you don’t realize you’re naked?!?!

That’s hilarious!

Honk honk!

Hehehe gosh, what a clown.

Well Nudy we’ve got to remember no matter how much fun we having being clowns our performances aren’t really for us, they’re for the audience.

Trust me people loving seeing your big white ass wiggling through town, whistling a tune, completely oblivious. They love seeing you realize and freak out too!

Just think about all the good you’re doing for the clowning community! I mean, guys on the street see a fat lady clown waddling around in a moomoo they’re not going to think about fucking her. They see a nice nudes clown like you letting it all out they’ll think “Oh man, do I want to fuck a clown?” Then they’re in the clown pipeline and in a month or two will be shoving that far lady’s face into a plate of hot dogs while fucking her doggy style.

We salute you Nudey Judy! Keep up the great work!

Sigh…

So annoying… My Hannah brain wants to say: try learning the infinite scarf trick. Then you can produce a bunch of scrafs to cover you up when you realize. There you go, advice from the advice blog!

[vbholidayfestival]

Meet Your Festival Workers!

TRIP runs the Ring the Bronzong stand! He’s a carpenter by trade and a native of Lacunosa. He got roped into helping out with the Village Bridge festivities by his wife the first year the festival took place and he's reprised his role every year since! His favorite part of running his stall is watching all the hopefuls try to aim for the sky. He trains several fighting-type pokémon to help him in his shop and with dwelling construction, and a few of them can usually be seen hanging out by his stand. His oldest partner is a reliable Conkeldurr named Betsy.

MIRA is volunteering to host the MooMoo Milk Knock-Off game once more! She’s a student in Castelia College spending her holiday vacation with her parents, who live in Village Bridge. She decided to help out with the festival during the first year because it looked like a ton of fun and she even got to meet superstar idols Cristoph and Nancy in the flesh! She hasn’t looked back since. She’s not much of a trainer but she does have a companion pokémon, a Minccino she calls Sweetpea.

CAM(ERON) joined the team during the second year of the festival and is in charge of the Holiday Hoop-as! A Nimbasa native, he’s an avid sports fan and a pretty good hoop man himself, though he prefers baseball to most other sports. When he’s not running his stall, he’s hanging out at the nearby sports courts, chatting up on the latest League news, or training with his pokémon partner, Buddy the Mienshao.

AKARI is a pastry chef that came all the way from Sinnoh last year to showcase her sweets. She’s the mastermind behind the extremely popular Cherubi Jubilees and assorted Holiday Poffins and was invited to work the concession stands this year. Though she’s a bit shy, she and her trusty Vespiquen, Cressida, are always down to suggest items from the menu to best suit their customers’ tastes.

[croagunkguy]

can you review alcremie cream tarts? I've heard that in galar they don't need to whip moomoo milk to make whipped cream, they just. Scoop a handful off an alcremie and put it on tarts.

but I don't wanna try it because I know what the galarians call heavy and whipped cream . (it is so horridly textured.)

good luck.

- @fairymime

it is like, super sweet and thick. There is like a sponge cake soorta component to it, and like, the cream is flavored based ono what aalcremie was working on it. Mine was blueberry and like, I fuckin love blueberry stuff, so it was ballin'.

I was in galar at the time because the school was doing like, aa trip there to study something but idk, I kinna went off and did my own thing. My first stop was definitely tryin' out all the food I could, and ppl were always talkin about those alcremie things with their funnyass accents.

Thhey aactually *left* me behnid. I got high as passed tf out in the wild area and the plane back home left without me lol. Allie helped me order a ticket to get back home tho, so alls well that ends well I guess.

I wonder how much of an alcremie I could eat just, straigt. Like, from the pokoemon.

[arianux209]

What a Weirdo: Chapter 1

A really though path

Sometimes you couldn't even believe the place you were standing on, or the kind of trainer you had become. Sometimes you felt like if you were that little rookie trainer again, the one who could only dream about being champion and becoming a person everyone around the world would admire.

Now here you were, the blinding lights, the clapping of the people, their cheers, your tears.

You were happy, being surrounded by your Pokémon, your friends, and mother. All smiling, happiness all around the place, you could only wish time stops at that exact moment, too bad you weren't Dialga.

Time passed by really fast that day, and you found yourself in home, drinking coffee with MooMoo Milk, you stood up and walked upon the kitchen to wash the dishes including the one you just finished using.

After that you entered your room to prepare your bag, the one with your Pokéballs, potions, berries, the Pokémon boxes, and your Rotom Phone. There was all that you needed for long trips, even your Pokémon team was there, resting. You were dressed with some really pretty clothes your mother had gifted you, it was like a kimono, black and white,  with a fluffy black scarf like thing made with Wooloo cotton and some "buttons" in the bottom that separated when you opened your legs long enough, it had a black coat that finished in some fluffy white cotton, as the black the kimono ended with, it also had two hair accessories that were black with some gold details. And the black boots matched with you [long/short] (h/c) hair.

You carried the bag in your back and walked outside the room, but in the moment you closed the door and opened your eyes, you were no longer in home, panicking you looked at your surroundings, finding yourself in a dark forest, it was nighttime as you saw. You started exploring the place, until you heard some really loud noises coming from deeper in the woods.

In guard, you opened your bag, and took out your Garchomp's Pokéball, throwing it in the air, it opened letting out a red light that transformed into your Garchomp. You signalized him to follow you, and so he did. Then both of you started running inside the forest, to where the sounds came from, when you where close enough you saw some people, but the ones close to the broken wood cabin got your attention, they were two boys, one with brown hair and the ginger haired one, who was shorter than the other. They were surrounded, and in front of them, was a blonde guy with something coming out of his hand, that worried you.

Are those...Branches coming out of his hand?!

But that blond gave you bad vibes, so you assumed he was the enemy, you looked at your Garchomp. A little grin formed in your face, you had a plan.

" Okay, I'll go out there and distract them, when I scream your name you are gonna jump and use "Earthquake" the closest you can from that blonde guy, understood?" Garchomp looked at you and nodded, making you pat his head "I'll go now, wait for it"

You went out from the bushes you were hiding in "Err, hello?...I was passing by and got lost, do any of you know how to go back?" Every soul there was now looking at you.

The injured blonde sighed "Well, looks like you saw everything, so as a former member of Guild, I need to kill you miss" You grinned "That's okay, no grudges 'till the end, isn't it?" He looked at you amazed " Garchomp" Your Pokémon took action and jumped as you told him preparing it's blade for action as he fell from the sky, when he touched the ground it started to break and was send out flying in all kind of directions.

You turned and approached the guys who were closer to the cabin and they were looking at you astonished, until the brunette approached you running and took your hand, that surprised you, and he had a really big smile plastered along his face." Oh you are such as brave as beautiful, I Osamu Dazai ask you, would you like to do a double suicide with-" He didn't finish talking as a big green tentacle tackled him, taking his injured arm with it "Dazai!" The ginger yelled worried, you started panicking again "Garchomp! Are you okay?!" Fortunately your Garchomp was already approaching you also worried, as he nodded in response.

You grabbed your bag and opened it in a hurry, looking for an specific Pokéball, luckily you found it, and grabbed another one by the way, you ran in Dazai's direction seeing him sitting on a tree grabbing his now lost arm."Oh belladonna, have you come to see me before I die?, that's soooo nice, but my arm huuurts" Garchomp let out a growl after hearing Dazai's words, which made him silent "Ehm, your dog is looking at me like if I was trash to eat, is that normal?" The ginger scoffed " It's because you are idiot, and you are not gonna die" You looked at them, an innocent smile forming in your face "So you guys are a couple, that's nice" Both of them looked at you and pointed each other "NEVER!" You giggled " Well, my mistake, I'm sorry" You turned to see Dazai and took a knee in front of him "Don't try to trick me, show me you arm already" He laughed "She is smarter than you Chuuya" Right then his arm popped off his clothes "You asshole! Don't do that now!" You sighed "Blissey, out" You thrown the Pokéball Blissey was, and she appeared between you and ginger boy as you signalized her to approach Dazai, you stood up "Use Healing Touch" She did as you told, and after touching him, a green bright light surrounded Dazai, and all his bruises disappeared.

"What was that?!" The ginger yelled amazed "A Pokémon, don't you know them?" He raised an eyebrow "Never heard of it" You couldn't believe it, Pokémon were the most normal thing in the world, everyone knows what they are "Quit fooling around, we are in a serious situation, let me talk to some friends of mine, for you to feel safe, they are also Champions, like me"

"But what are those Champions you are talking about?" You bit your lip in fear.

"We are...." You sighed, still not believing the place and situation you were in.

"The best Pokémon trainers in the world"

[ballonleastadiumofficial]

📀

Bede is making his way through Route 6 in his magenta Macro Cosmos coat. He has a shopping bag slung over his shoulder, with a carton of eggs and the cap of a bottle of moomoo milk peeking out over its lip. His eyebrows are knitted in frustrated concentration as he ascends one of the blue-gray ladders adorning the rust colored ridges. He reaches the top with a huff and wipes a stream of sweat from his forehead with the back of a hand. This is not the sort of weather to be wearing a coat in, but he’d rather collapse from the oppressive heat than remove it. It’s his coat, and the sun can pry it from his sweaty, cold, dead hands. 

He should have just called a flying taxi. Why didn’t he call a flying taxi? Oh, right. “It was just the walk to Hammerlocke and back! He could use the exercise!”... He wouldn’t even be doing this if not for stupid dates to keep track of, stupid rivals, stupid nagging sense of obligation… whatever. At least the trip got him out of training for a while longer. And baking is a thing he’s supposed to enjoy, right? This whole trek would be worth it once he gets back in the kitchen and starts piping batter into- AUGH

One of Bede’s pink sneakers falls on a suspiciously round mound of sand, which lifts up from under him and throws him off balance. As he lets out a cry and falls backward, the mound morphs into the shape of a Hippopotas, snorting and shaking dirt from its hide in disgruntlement. Bede blinks in a daze, taking in his clothing sullied with dust, the annoyed pokemon in front of him, and the… the great balls on the ground around him? Tch, they must have fallen from his pockets in the fall… as he lunges to collect them up, eager to make sure they don’t end up rolling down the ridge, Hippopotas rears back. It takes in a breath, then unleashes a blast of sand into Bede’s face from its nostrils…